Anime High School (Staff)

         Since high school is so popular in anime, I thought it would be nice to synthesize a fictional high school staff consisting of various anime characters. Back when I was in middle school, a friend of mine brought some magazine that had anime and American cartoon characters grouped together as a  school staff. That is where I got this idea. 

         Now, this is just a spoof, meaning this isn't supposed to be taken seriously. If you don't find a particular character you like in my grouping, it is because I don't know the character, I couldn't think of the character, or I just don't think the character has a place in the grouping. If you don't like the grouping, make your own, and tell me. I would love to see more of this kind of stuff.

   

          Kiryuin Satsuki from Kill la Kill. Nationalism is a great thing. But we all know that too much of a good thing can be bad. Fascism is pretty much an extreme form of nationalism. So I thought it would be funny to have the principal as the fascist b@d@$$ leader, Kiryuin Satsuki. Imagine attending a school where Hitler's granddaughter is the headmaster. (You know I'm just kidding?)

         Mizuho Kazami from Please Teacher!. I had a lot of trouble finding an appropriate character for a homeroom teacher. I initially wanted to use Komoe Tsukuyomi from A Certain Magical Index, but I already used somebody from the series, so I ended up using the classic (I think), Mizuho Kazami from Please Teacher!. Since she is actually an alien from outer space, I figured it would be awesome. But then again, she keeps her extraterrestrial identity a secret, so that would be irrelevant... at least she's hot...

         Killer Bee from Naruto: Shippuden. 

 "Yo say HO!

Know my name, know my fame, don't be lame! 

Eight tails , that's me da rappin Killer bee! 

A tailed beast resides, inside my hide! 

Makin' beats and rhymes and i'm makin' 'em live! 

It's what a Jinchuriki needs to survive! 

Battle after battle up here in the Bee Hive!"

         Yeah. If you don't know Killer Bee, the guy is a rapper. I'd love to have a rapper for a language arts teacher. It would be sick when he/she teaches the class for poetry. I would have the "illest" flow when I write my poem.

         Yuki Nagato from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. The reason why I picked this imitation of Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion (when I say imitation, I didn't mean it in a derogatory way), is because of the "Infinite Eight", so that makes her a "recorder", something that is essential for history. If you happen to find "Infinite Eight" unfamiliar, I strongly urge you to either watch The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya or just look up the "Infinite EIght". However I do recommend watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. 

         Mikoto Misaka from A Certain Magical Index. Here she is. The character that I have foreshadowed. Misaka is a level 5 esper. Her power is manipulating electromagnetism. Since physics courses includes  electromagnetism, Misaka is perfect for the job. I would love to see a human just like me playing around with one of the four fundamental forces of our universe.

        Professor Oak from Pokémon. Ha-ha, didn't see this one coming did you? A zoologist, who is an "expert" on Pokémon would be perfect for a biology teacher. Ha, my foot. This guy needs to ask ten year old boys and girls to do all the work for him. If he were a teacher, he would tell all the students to learn all the material themselves. 

   Rika Shiguma from Haganai. Rika is actually a genius that is very capable of doing many things other than chemistry. The reason why I picked her for chemistry...is because of the picture of her I am using... ha-ha... not a very good reason... But hey, she is a genius, so it would be awesome if the Einstein of the 21st century taught me some chemistry.

        Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion. NGE, a psychological anime. Shinji Ikari, a wimp who deals with a truckload of psychological damage. I am pretty sure we all get where I am getting at. But just for the heck of it, I'll evaluate why I picked Shinji for a psychology teacher. Since psychology class deals with a lot of mental disorders, human's sexual nature (cough...End of Evangelion), trauma, and all of that depressing stuff... it would make sense that Shinji teaches that stuff...Because he experienced a whole ton of that... Especially sexual stuff... Oh, I feel sorry for Asuk-

        Seraphim from Is This is Zombie?. If you have watched a good number of anime, you would know that bad anime cooks are common. So, a whole crowd of anime characters would qualify for this job. (Haha, see the irony?) What makes Seraphim stand out from the crowd, is because... of the picture of her I found... it was the only picture that depicts how bad a cook she is that I could find... Yeah, anticlimactic. 

         Mashiro Shiina from The Pet Girl of Sakurasou. What if a art prodigy were to teach me art? That would be freaking awesome. Since I suck at drawing, I would love to have somebody who is a genius at drawing save me from the pit of bad drawing skills. (Not that there is anything wrong with having no drawing talent.) Oh yeah, since Shiina can't take care of herself, I wouldn't mind becoming her assistant for everything that involves taking care of herself. Like the times when Sorata brushed her teeth and stuff...

         Kotomi Ichinose from Clannad. Another young genius in the sciences like Rika Shiguma. Believe it or not, Kotomi has another phenomenal talent: her deadly violin playing. Kotomi can emit noises that can permanently damage people's ear drums by playing the violin.  Why the hell would I want a weapon to teach me? I don't. But it would be fun to hear about the stories of catastrophic lessons she gives. (You all know I am just kidding? Right?)

         Goku from Dragon Ball. Yeah, one of the most OP characters of anime history. If this guy were to teach a gym class, he would just laugh at how "unfit" the students are. "I can run faster than that when I was DEAD", "You call that a swing? I can swing harder than that with a FINGER" and all these comments about how physically superior he is. Of course everybody is slow and weak... if you compare everybody with Goku.

         Jibril from No Game No Life. If you watched No Game No Life, you would know that the Flugel have a great lust for knowledge. Heck, Jibril OWNS an entire library. So obviously, it would be awesome if Jibril were to be my school's librarian. Not to mention that we could play a little game of materialization word chain. Of course I would start off with a bang. 

         Kirby from Kirby: Right Back At Ya!. Ah, nostalgia rush. I'm pretty sure that the 90s babies are familiar with this pink friend. If you aren't familiar with Kirby, he basically inhales bad guys up and copies their power(s). When I mean inhale, I mean literally. Like a vacuum. And we all know that vacuums are used for cleaning. Get it? 

          Sousuke Sagara from Full Metal Panic!. This guy is a legend. Sousuke is an elite super solider that happens to be... well... paranoid? He can rescue a high school girl in a heavily guarded hostile base, so he is a real bad @$$. But he is ridiculously stupid. Since Sousuke is an elite solider, he can tell if somebody has even TOUCHED he shoe locker. However, he interprets the touching as a life threatening danger, such as a potential implanting of a bomb, so he detonates his shoe locker, before the bomb gets him. If a guy like him were to be the school security guard, school life would be...like an action movie... 

         So that's my "Anime High School (Staff)" post. I would really like to see the groupings of others, so you can leave a  comment below or you can post a grouping on your blog and tell me.