The Anime Science We All Love 1.0

         I wonder, when anime characters study the sciences in school, do they learn the same science we humans do, or do they learn the sciences within their own anime universe? 

         Here are some anime science facts that we have all seen in a bunch of anime. But I am really curious, do they go over our science or their science?



Physics


- Sound exists in space.

- Time slows down arbitrarily for an anime character when the following but not limited occurs: 

1. He or she reminisces his or her past
2. He or she performs an "epic" feat
3. He or she is about to die

-Large mechs are capable of moving at high speeds

-There is a direct correlation with anger and strength.

Just roar and you get ripped and blond.

-Making loud sounds increases the force of anything.

-Accuracy of bullets increase significantly when a "good" guy shoots, but drastically decreases when a minor "bad" guy shoots.

-All matter has a black outline on its edges.

-Anime characters have choppy movement instead of fluid movement.

-When an anime hero causes an explosion, all of the bad guys from various distances are eliminated, but the ally of the hero who was closest to the explosion remains intact.

-Fast movement by levitation is possible for magical girls.

-Law of Conversation of Mass is broken when magical girls transform. 

Where did the extra matter come from?

Anatomy

- An anime character's mouth appears to have a chemical that combusts with extremely hot or spicy foods.

I see a lot of energy released there.

- Anime girls have very strong backs that supports their huge breasts.

- Anime characters releases amounts of water from his or her eyes more than what his or her body contains.

Abundant ionic solution can be obtained by making an anime girl cry.

-Blood pressure increases when an anime character gets cut.

-Any color from the spectrum are considered to be normal and natural hair/eye colors for anime characters.

-Anime characters have eyes that cover half their faces.

Dang, girl, ain't dust get in ya eyes?

-Anime characters both male and female release blood from their noses when sexually aroused. 

"This is strangely arousing, I must take a picture of it, for later..."

-Anime girls are capable of kicking anime boys really far away, yet they struggle to resist the strength of anime boys when assaulted (ex: rape).

-It is not uncommon to find mature anime females with the body of a preschooler.

-Volume of sound and the size of an anime character's mouth are directly proportional. 

-An anime female can get pregnant by methods other than sexual reproduction such as: kissing, having an anime male stare at them, etc.

From kissing.

-Unimportant characters often lack details of a face or even bodies as a whole. 

-Some anime characters don't age.

She's over 200 years old.

-When anime homosexuals get intimate, flowers bloom around them. (Or at least the context appears BL or GL.) 

They're not lesbian, but you get the point.

-Anime characters are able to produce diverse sounds by moving their mouths the same way.




Anthropology 

-The most attractive anime females tend to flock over the most bland anime male character in existence.

This guy is SO bland; you can't even see his face.

-The anime males that gets the most attention from anime females, fail to notice the attention he receives.

-It is often hard to distinguish anime characters by ethnic backgrounds.

Question: Who is the Russian?
Answer: There is no Russian.

-Incest is looked down upon when it is the main theme of the story, however when the anime is not about incest, one can find anime characters that openly fantasize about incest, particularly for little sisters.

A lot of irony.

-Anime females tend to make lunches for their love interest.

-Some anime females tend to say the following phrase "I-it's not like I (insert word or phrase)...baka!"

(Phrase may vary.)

-It is uncommon, but does occur, for an anime character to talk or behave as if he/she were breaking the fourth wall.

-The color of an anime character's attire correlates with his/her personality. 

-Sex is something considered taboo, yet everybody does it anyways.

-A third anime female accidentally encounters a scene that supposedly depicts an anime male sexually assaulting an anime female, and starts beating up the anime male. However, when an anime female sexually assaults an anime male, nobody shows up.

-When an anime male and female are in a situation where sexual tensions are high, a third anime female shows up and automatically blames the anime male as if he committed a crime.

-It is very common for anime parents to be dead, divorced, missing, living separately, etc.

-When anime characters use a particular attack, they yell out the name of the move.

-Anime female school uniforms have very short skirts.

My BOXERS are longer than these skirts.

-No matter what taboos, crimes, sins an anime female may have committed in the past, there is an anime male that is willing to risk his life for the anime female. It is also common for the anime female to get away with what she did legally. Not to mention the anime female is very attractive.

-It is often found that anime males are the ones that correct the anime females. EXCEPT when the anime female is older than the anime male.

-Old anime men are found to be sexually attracted to MUCH younger anime females.

-Old anime men sometimes have an extreme obsession for his granddaughter to the point of borderline (if not crossed) incest.







Props to U of Utah, Uncyclopedia, and Kyle Hill for the references I used.