Anime Chemistry Exam

Chem doesn't make any sense to me...

Hey! It's the RThor, with another Anime Test! Remember my previous post? "If Light Novels Were Used On The SAT?", if you haven't seen it yet, click here.

This time, I have brought you folks chemistry. Ooohhhhh, that dreadful chemistry that every high school student moans at just hearing the word (except for that one nerd in the back of the classroom).

Unlike reading, chemistry is a subject that requires some previous knowledge. So I divided the questions into two distinct levels: 1 and 2.

I'm ready this time.

Level 1 is obviously the easier test, which requires NO high school level chemistry. You should have either learned the material from elementary school or just from common sense. Which means that if chemistry wasn't your strong suit back in high school, then Level 1 is for you!

Level 2 is the harder test, but for a chemistry test, it's not all THAT hard. However, even those who aced chemistry back in high school might need to Google some stuff to jog those memories. Cuz Level 2 can't really be solved by common sense.

And here is the Periodic Table of the Elements. To be honest, you probably don't need this. But I'm still giving it to you because I feel like it.

Oh yeah, Yui is going to take this test too.

Good luck to both of you.

 Answers & Explanations:

Level 1

1. (D)  Matter is anything that has mass (and taking up space). Louise's Void Magic is a form of energy, which has no mass. Thus Louise's Void Magic isn't matter.

2. (E)  Contrary to popular belief, PURE water cannot conduct electricity in most conditions. Why? Water barely has a charge, therefore it can't conduct electricity, except when the current is strong enough.

3. (C) This should be common sense, anyways, paper is primarily made out of cellulose, a combustible substance, thus paper can be burned.


Level 2

1. (D)  Nitrogen is diamagnetic, meaning that it can be repelled by a strong enough magnetic field. The rest of the answer choices are paramagnetic, the opposite of diamagnetic, which means those four substances are attracted to a magnetic field.

2. (A)  We have to go back to the atom. Electrons live in energy levels of an atom. In certain situations, some electrons are energized enough to jump up to higher energy levels. When those electrons lose their extra energy, they return to their natural (ground) energy level, and when those electrons go back home, light particles (photons) are released as a form of energy.

3. (C)  Things in nature LOVE to be stable. A way to become stable is to bond with stuff. And oxygen is NOT stable. So oxygen is like a horn dog. As a result of oxygen's "horniness", it bonds with almost anything. For example: iron (which causes rust) and apples (which causes the brownish color). Oxygen can also bond with your proteins, cell membranes, red blood cells, and DNA, causing a bunch of problems like cancer. These problems amplify when oxygen is inhaled in high pressure and concentration, hence the oxygen toxicity.

(Sorry to those who find my explanations confusing. It's really hard to explain answers in the most user-friendly way possible.)

Issei = Horn Dog = Oxygen

Now, that wasn't too bad? If it was, don't worry. Our girl Yui didn't do so well. How about you post on how you did, or what you thought about this test. You can give me some suggestions for future tests, or if you have a question you can totally post it down as well. Heck, you can make your OWN questions and post it down below!

I failed it again, Mio-chan...

Good job. 

Here's a BETTER Periodic Table: the Periodic Table of Japanese Characters. 

If only chemistry was this exciting...